neyruto:

my cat wont play football do you think he is gay

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tsarbucks:

tehlofflies:

tsarbucks:

you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like 

"heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell"

how do you know hell has wifi

satan owes me several favors

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subtle:

how do people even put up with me like i cant even put up with me

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gwennovynne:

when u can’t figure out how to reblog something because of someone’s theme

image

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